It's lies Jim but not as we know it!

Published on 18 August 2015 to Blog


When trying to protect your position not from a position of strength, the best thing to do is go on the offence. Rally your mates. Rally the rule makers. Agitate and shine your badge.Wave a shroud (especially green ones) and try to rubbish your opponent. Reach up from your pleasant and profitable pasture and at arms length stick your flag in the moral high ground. Feign offence at profits. Feign interest in safety. Ignore evidence. In fact appear ignorant and infantile. Belittle your self in the process. Undermine your credibility further if thats possible also. Bullies will not prevail in this green and pleasant land.

Hey ho enough allusion for one day

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